He’s the starting QB for a team might not even be good enough for the defunct NFL Europe, yet the stunning Marisa Miller was all over him. Matthew Stafford was sure glad he wore his Axe on Super Bowl Sunday.
As Twitter has quickly become a source many turn to for breaking news in the sports world, we now bring you daily highlights from the world of Twitter. Here are your Monday sports tweets from across the Web for your enjoyment. Be sure to vote for the funniest tweet of the day after the jump.
Congratulations to korkedbats for last week’s funniest tweet.
MancowMuller - After the Super Bowl, Reggie Bush said he couldn’t wait to celebrate in The Big Easy. That’s what he nicknamed Kim Kardashian.
notsolegato – Peyton Manning signed a deal today with the TN lottery. he’ll be promoting the new “pick 6″ game.
timbudic – Peyton Manning, LeBron James… why do so many care about post game congratulatory handshakes? It’s pro sports, not book club.
LaraMac – I’d rather see Coco punch Leno in the face. Now that would have been good TV! Letterman/Leno Super Bowl Reunion.
I’m just happy everyone was wearing pants for the Super Bowl’s funniest commercial
aimclemson – Also, has Erin Andrews asked an original question, ever? Did they just hand her a “book o’ cliches” when they hired her?
EricStangel - #SB44 Highest rating since 1987 episode of Who’s The Boss where Tony is caught in compromising position w/ Tommy Lasorda.
gkketch – The more I watch that Porter interception, the more I wonder WTF Reggie Wayne was doing on that play – from start to finish. Wow.
Every child needs to have that journey of discovery in their life. The time where they strike out on their own, find new mentors and an independent way in the word. The time where they realize that their parents aren’t the superheroes of their youth. That they are mortal and fallible.
For most of us, that time was college. For Peyton Manning, it was at a South Beach bar after a devastating Super Bowl loss to his father’s old team, the New Orleans Saints.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Joe Orton, a sixty-year-old Saints fan, was the first to approach the distraught Peyton downing Maker’s Mark at the bar.
“The poor guy, your heart just went out to him. I just felt it was time to understand who he was and where he came from. So, I bought him another round and we had a good cry for a while.”
It was at that point that the bartender took out a VHS tape marked “New Orleans’ Greatest Disasters Mixtape ‘10.”
Orton went on:
“So, the bartender puts this tape in the bar player. It’s a video montage of Archie Manning being sacked forty or fifty times, Hurricane Katrina news footage, Reggie Bush scenes from “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, and various Emeril Lagasse cooking shows. All set to “In The Blood” by Better Than Ezra. Man, that’s some powerful stuff right there.”
Soon, the entire bar was in tears and one by one walked up to Peyton, shook his hand, and gave him a heartfelt hug.
“You know, I think he’s going to turn things around. That crazy guy is going to be ok.”
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As Twitter has quickly become a source many turn to for breaking news in the sports world, we now bring you the best sports tweets of the week as voted by you, our loyal readers. You can vote for the funniest tweet of the week after the jump. Enjoy these tweets, the Super Bowl and the abundance of alcohol you are about to consume.
Congrats to Thursday’s winner, davejemm.
docfunk – January RIP’s: Gilbert Arenas, Martha Coakley, Jay Sean, Paul Shirley, Brett Favre, & Ice Cream Sandwiches in the vicinity of Charlie Weis.
gregharris66720 – Herschel Walker, um I’m still young? Dude you are on Tecmo Bowl! You won the Heisman when I was like four you are crazy!
normalguyguide - Reggie Bush just said, “I don’t want to say this is the biggest game of my life…” really? Super Bowl? Is he waiting for the Super Duper Bowl?
jmasonjones – “Do you think Vince Gill has a picture of Mike Leach on his Facebook right now?”
Mike Leach will always love the Red Raiders
korkedbats – Rajon Rondo has been hinting at locker room issues for the Boston Celtics. Oh come on, Rajon, try being in the Wizards’ locker room.
djzander76 – Am I supposed to be impressed that Plaxico Burress is working out 4 x a week in prison? What else is there to do? Paint? Poetry?
Pacduneslooper Lane Kiffin putting in work! Oh wait, looks like his old man is doing all the work…
davejemm Hey, you heard about the new iphone app ? The iJT , it fires off an alarm when John Terry’s within 50 feet of your missus.
Somewhat overshadowed by news today that an unidentified woman has filed suit against Michael Irvin for rape was the fact that another rape lawsuit had been filed against the former Dallas Cowboys great.
A group of NFL Network viewers known as “Everyone With A Television” has filed suit in federal court with multiple allegations of auditory rape by Irvin over the course of his role on the league-owned football network.
In a statement released to the press, the group’s spokesperson said the following:
“We felt that it was really time we did something. Every Sunday we would finish the day feeling totally violated. People like him should be taken off the air. We’re not saying the man is a crackhead. We’re just saying that he’s been arrested three times on drug-related charges.”
You’re with me, cracklips.
His baby’s mama did all the … work in Miami this week:
For the first time all year, T.O. is smiling
As Twitter has quickly become a source many turn to for breaking news in the sports world, we now bring you daily highlights from the world of Twitter. Here are your Thursday sports tweets from across the Web for your enjoyment. Be sure to vote for the funniest tweet of the day after the jump.
Congratulations to korkedbats for the funniest tweet yesterday.
CAPT09 my plan for the Super Bowl is to take a shot of liquor every time the commentator says Peyton Manning’s name
StDerek our newspaper misspelled Drew Brees as Drew ”Breeze”. No me gusta!
Pacduneslooper Lane Kiffin putting in work! Oh wait, looks like his old man is doing all the work…
“This blows. Where are the sorority girls?”
BadGirlsSports Luda’s song says ‘How low can u go?’ Dwight Howard’s baby mama was just answering the question. http://bit.ly/cpzdoM
localinsomniac ESPN headline: “NBA curious how fans got into Blazers’ huddle.” No investigation or anything like that. They’re just wondering.
sexbiscuit “NBA curious how fans got into Blazers’ huddle.” The Blazers are letting their pot dealers participate in team activities now?
davejemm Hey, you heard about the new iphone app ? The iJT , it fires off an alarm when John Terry’s within 50 feet of your missus.
sportsminute: Tom Watson said Tiger Woods needs to show humility when he returns to golf. And restraint when he returns to Las Vegas.
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