The Tiger saga just keeps getting creepier/weirder.

Good ole’ Perez “Penis Picasso” Hilton is reporting that a few Tiger Woods’ cock pictures are about to hit the web, leaving Grady Sizemore feeling two completely different emotions.

1. He’s thrilled because the attention of his “cock in a coffee mug” pics are no longer newsworthy

2. He’s shitting his pants because Tiger is in only one-quarter white

If this is true, at what point Tiger were you getting it on with one of your ten ladies (yes, the count is now at ten) and you let one of these girls snap a photo of your package?

And Tiger, if you took these pics yourself and sent them to your ladies, well you are officially THAT guy.

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