Those Girls Ain’t Whores, They’re Just Volunteers!

by Les on December 9, 2009

On a day where Tiger continues to close in on history, is contemplating moving to Sweden, gets flowers from an unknown sender, and maybe even learns he has a love child…you’ll have to forgive me for feeling like the whole sex-and-sports angle is a little played out.

However, sometimes it actually works when the media repackages shit everyone already knows as sensational news. So, today’s other-other-big-story in sports is that the University of Tennessee uses attractive women to woo recruits to the university. I know I’ve heard that tactic used before, but I just can’t place it. Sounds a bit….cult-ish?

volssmallSeemingly run by Jehovah’s Witnesses

Also adding to my disinterest in the story is that Layla Kiffin, wife of the head football coach, is not involved in the scandal in any way. That we know of.

laylaNot involved. Damnit.

However, this may shed some light on the secret to the long-term success of the women’s basketball team at Tennessee.

Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras

Director of Women’s Recruiting

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