FLASH: ESPN Reporting That _____ Fires ____

ESPN’s Chris Mortensen is reporting that Seahawks coach Jim Mora has been fired for “not winning enough games”, and that the team is pursuing current USC head coach Pete Carroll.

Mora was told by team management that “it’s not you, it’s us” and “we hope we can still be friends.”

Mortensen is further reporting that the Seahawks have asked the Minnesota Vikings to use the Vikes’ defensive coordinator Leslie Frazier as their token African-American interviewee so they can go and hire who they want anyhow.

“This Mad Libs thing is easy. I haven’t had to actually submit a new story in a year and a half.”