I take back everything I’ve ever said about reality TV. As a man, I owe Paris Hilton, The Kardashians, and their ilk a debt of gratitude.
No, I still think the shows still suck. That’s not what I’m saying.
My new perspective is this: the more pro sports stars the reality show ladies sleep with, the easier it will be to convince my fiancé that it’s a good idea to watch the game instead of doing chores or wedding planning.
I simply say, “Hey…honey? The New Orleans Kardashians are playing the Arizona Hiltons right now. Can we go meet with the photographer later?”
Sometimes, she’ll even sit down, watch part of the game. and mumble something about Kurt Warner’s butt. Whatever. At least she’s in close proximity in case I want her to make me some nachos.
“They let me drink at whatever bar I want during the game as long as I keep this walkie-talkie with me.”
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