As the world is still in shock that some guy invented a talking female sex robot, professional athletes need to take note:
- “Roxxxy,” the robot, only costs $7000. Roethlisberger, get on this. This is much cheaper than the attorney fees you’ve been paying to battle your Reno hotel fling.
- Tiger, she’ll have sex with you whenever you want. No word if she has the ability to take her name off her phone.
- She has a voice-recognition and speech-sythesis software so you can have an entire conversations with her. If only she had the ability to do this while watching VH1 reality shows, then T.O.’s life would finally be complete.
- You can only order the doll online. Ochocinco, this is your dream come true. Hopefully she’ll sex-tweet you too.
- The company is developing a male version of the doll called Rocky. Brady Quinn, you can breathe a sigh of relief.
“Yes, overnight a ‘Roxxxy’ to every girl in the league… STAT.”
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