Michael Irvin Sued For Aural Rape By Coalition Of NFL Network Viewers

by john on February 5, 2010

Somewhat overshadowed by news today that an unidentified woman has filed suit against Michael Irvin for rape was the fact that another rape lawsuit had been filed against the former Dallas Cowboys great.

A group of NFL Network viewers known as “Everyone With A Television” has filed suit in federal court with multiple allegations of auditory rape by Irvin over the course of his role on the league-owned football network.

In a statement released to the press, the group’s spokesperson said the following:

“We felt that it was really time we did something. Every Sunday we would finish the day feeling totally violated. People like him should be taken off the air. We’re not saying the man is a crackhead. We’re just saying that he’s been arrested three times on drug-related charges.”

Michael Irvin, Hall of Famer, former Dallas Cowboy

You’re with me, cracklips.

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